Every web-site seems to have some, rather like all railway layouts must have a bus on a bridge, so here is my selection
Can I come for a look around?
No. Given the current health crisis I feel that it is sensible to restrict operations to mail order and pre-arranged collections only.
I had a terrible time finding you. How do you expect people to find you out here?
Simple, follow these instructions, not your Sat-Nav.
I called in yesterday morning but you weren’t open.
No, we are no longer open for callers.
Do you have any aircraft kits?
No, we are a model railway shop. We have paints, glues and tools that may be of use to you but no aircraft kits.